WHEN TO CALL A COACH.
Suppose you have a Mile and a half to go, the fare is Eighteen-pence, you will seldom be less than 15, or, if you meet with Stoppages on the way, more than 20 minutes, in going:—for Eighteen-pence you may keep a Coach 45 Minutes; therefore, call a Coach a Quarter of an Hour before you want it, i. e.—if you do not wish to be Too Late.
HOW TO CALL A COACH.
Having settled When—by your leave, we will tell you How to call a Coach:—
“Go—call a Coach; and let a Coach be called:
Let him that calls the Coach, be called the Caller!
And in his calling, let him nothing call,
But COACH! COACH!! COACH!!!”