There's nothing of the kind in Ude,
And therefore you must farther look,
If wanting a "Complete French Cook!"
Be with the Butler always 'friends,'
And so make sure of both your 'ends.'
When all the rest are safe in bed,
As silent as if all were dead,
You find the Butler dainty prog,
Repaid as sure with luscious grog;
But still, if you outrun your tether,