'Tis odds you 'bundle' both together.
Avoid it,—treat him like a brother,
For you may 'never like another.'
You can make friends with every one,
So mind how my instructions run:
My lessons suit both town and country,
If you've the requisite effrontery.
Be sure to send up nothing 'cold,'
Unless particularly 'told;'
Get rid of it to some dear crony,