“Stop your shooting! Come to breakfast!”

Cried the gallant Commodore.

“After eating we will let them

Have a rousing old encore.

Stow your lanyards, O my Jackies;

Let the cannon cease to roar.”

Then upspake the fighting gunner:

“Dewey, don’t, I beg of you.

What’s the use of drinking coffee

Till we’ve put this scrimmage through?