If there’s any one who’s hungry,

Won’t this Spanish omelet do?

“Farragut would not have done it

When through Mobile Bay he sped.

Why then, Dewey, should we breakfast

Till we’ve plunked ’em full of lead?

Let our motto be as his was—

Damn the fishballs! Go ahead!

THE PATHETIC TALE OF THE CADDY BOY

“Come here,” said I, “oh caddy boy, and tell me how it haps