Impertinent Page (late from the dining-room). "I SAY, COOKEY AND SOOSAN, YOU MAKE A PRECIOUS FUSS ABOUT A FLEA,—HOW'D YER LIKE TO BE WHERE THE BLACK SEA SAILORS IS NOW?"
Susan. "WHERE'S THAT, IMPERANCE?"
Page. "WHY, MASTER SAYS IT'S WHERE THE BUG AND THE NIPPER (DNIEPER) MEET IN ONE BED!"
[Sensation and loud cries of "Oh!"
A SPECIAL PLEADER.
Fair Equestrian. "NOW, DON'T BE A CROSS OLD PUNCH; WE REALLY WON'T SPOIL THE BEAUTY OF THE GARDENS."
ANXIOUS INQUIRERS.
ILL! OH, DEAR NO! ONLY INDISPOSED—TO WALK.