A Publican.—“Good beer sold here, but don’t take my word for it.”
A Hairdresser.—“Two heads are better than one.”
A Carter.—“Excelsior—hire and hire.”
A Baker.—“The staff of life I do supply, by it you live and so must I.”
A Butcher.—“We kill to dress, not dress to kill.”
A Builder.—“I send innocent men to the ‘scaffold.’”
A Clerk.—“I possess more pens than pounds.”
A Dentist.—“I look ‘down in the mouth’ and am happy.”
A Doctor.—“I take pains to remove pains.”
A Hatter.—“I shelter ‘the heir apparent’ and protect ‘the crown.’“