A Photographer.—“Mine is a developing business and mounting rapidly.”
A Solicitor.—“I study the law—and the profits.”
An Undertaker.—“No complaints from our customers.”
RIVAL BUTCHERS.
T. Jones.—“Sausages, 3d. per lb.—to pay more is to be robbed.”
J. Smith.—“Sausages, 4d. per lb.—to pay less is to be poisoned.”
A French confectioner, proud of his English, and wishing to let his customers know that their wants would be attended to without delay, put out the notice, “Short weights here.”
A shopkeeper in the old country had printed under his name “The little rascal.” When asked the meaning of this strange sign, he replied, “It distinguishes me from the rest of my trade, who are all great rascals.”