Josh Billings Ultimatum.
The man who kan wear a paper collar, a whole week, and keep it klean,—aint good for enny thing else.=
Jess so, Josh Billings.
Josh Billings, and the Bull.
Never take the Bull bi the horns Yung Man, but take him bi the tale. Then yu kan let go when yu want to.=
Yure warm friend, Josh Billings
Q.–What iz ignorance?
A.–Raw happiness.
The skule kommitty made him work,
(How krewel and unphealling,)
For less than a bartender gits,
And nary chance for stealing.