If yu are going to giv a man enny thing giv it to him cheerfully, and quick, dont make him git down on hiz kneeze in front ov yu, and listen to the 10 commandments, and then yu giv him 5 cents.
The man who is allwuss confessing hiz sins, and never quitting them, iz the most onsartin sinner i kno ov.
Q.–Who's yure favourite heroine in romanse?
A.–Old Mother Hubbard.
When the sensashun drama is ended,
Our hero remembers with pain,
That the plezzures ov life are but fleeting,
And he goes for hiz koal box again.
WHAT THE PAPERS THINK.
Josh Billings' Farmer's "Allminax" has come again, it is as welcome, and genial, as dew to the parched earth.—London Speckletator.