DWELL.
The devil allwuss keeps the gide boards that lead to hiz dominions, fresh painted, and in good order.
I never knu a man yet who waz allwuss watching his helth, to die enny whare near az soon az he expekted to.
Q.–Define a pig.
A.–Pork in pantaletts.
For two years John lived on nothing,
And walkt like a ghost on a raid,
'Till he lookt like the piktur abuv,
Which kost us a "V" to hav made.