DWELL.

The devil allwuss keeps the gide boards that lead to hiz dominions, fresh painted, and in good order.


I never knu a man yet who waz allwuss watching his helth, to die enny whare near az soon az he expekted to.


Q.–Define a pig.
A.–Pork in pantaletts.

For two years John lived on nothing,
And walkt like a ghost on a raid,
'Till he lookt like the piktur abuv,
Which kost us a "V" to hav made.


THE KUNTRY SKOOL MOM.