DIGEST.

I konsider all profeshions that are honest, honorabell enuff, but i hav thought, that a travelling korn doktor, waz the last one i should adopt, just for the sake ov glory.


Thare iz one thing about a mule that i allwuss did like, the minnitt that you begin to flatter them, then they begin to kik.


Q.–Define dispepshy.
A.–Nightmare ov the stummuk.

John bought next a kord of hard wood,
And sawed like a man on a bet,
It bent him dubble,—if it hadn't,—
John would have sawed at it yet,


THE BUMBLE BEE.