DISKOUNT.
If yu want to find out the utter weakness ov munny, just try to hire a dubble tooth to stop akeing.
A boy will learn to sware well, in just haff the time it takes to learn the 10 commands.
Q.–What iz a fiddle?
A.–A ticklish thing.
John kept growing wusser and wuss,
Thinner, and thinner each day,
At last he waz nothing but mist,
And an East wind blu him away.