DISKOUNT.

If yu want to find out the utter weakness ov munny, just try to hire a dubble tooth to stop akeing.


A boy will learn to sware well, in just haff the time it takes to learn the 10 commands.


Q.–What iz a fiddle?
A.–A ticklish thing.

John kept growing wusser and wuss,
Thinner, and thinner each day,
At last he waz nothing but mist,
And an East wind blu him away.


PREVAILING SENTIMENTS OV THE PRESS.