GIMBLETS.
I hav figgered onto it, and find that civilizashun kosts about 90 cents on the dollar.
One quarrellsum dog will demoralize all the curs in hiz naborhood.
Q.–Who iz the best lawyer?
A.–He who duz the least bizzness.
What he kant steal must be tied down,
Ever reddy to caw, and to go,
Thare's nothing so full ov the devil,
Az the life, and labors, ov a tame krow.
