BUBBLES.

Hero's are skarse, but the man who kan make poverty respektable, is one ov them.


If yu would eskape envy, abuse, and taxes, yu must liv in a deep well, and only cum out in the nite time.


Q.–Who iz the dearest old aunt?
A.–The one whoze bank account iz all right.

The Rackcoon haz a striped tail,
And steals green korn amazing,
Hiz hide iz worth 6 bits perhaps,
But coons wont pay for raizing.


THE OWL.