Wit, in a woman, kan never replace the want ov buty.
About the hardest thing a fellow kan do, iz to spark 2 girls at one time, and preserve a good average =
Try it. Josh Billings
I dont insist upon pedigree for a man, or horse—if a horse kan trot fasst. and honest, the pedigree iz all right, if he kant, i wouldn't giv a shilling a yard for hiz pedigree.= so, Josh Billings
Five years ov fasst work,
He iz bunged up, and done,
Knee sprung, and spavined,
Hiz spirit iz gone.
