Q.–How fast duz sound travel?
A.–The sound ov a dinner horn travels one mile in a seckond.
This month pull flax,
And teeth that ake.
Lay in bees wax,
And emptins kake.
OCTOBER MONOGRAPH.
October iz one ov the fall months, Adam iz sed tew hav fell this month, but sich assershuns are like standing oph a half a mile, in a cloudy day, and guessing at the number ov fleas on a dorg, more sincere, than sartain. The strongest attrakshun for me, in this month, iz her natral cider; the man who don't admire good natral cider, must be a condem phool.
Prepare for a hard winter during this month, bi repenting ov yure sins, and gitting up a good big wood pile.
PECK'S CHURN, AND BRISTOW'S SOWING MASHEEN.
Theze churns are the pride ov invenshun, the genius ov improvement, a viktory over time, and a conquest ov labor. They will fetch butter from cream in 2 seckonds, from milk in 2 minnitts, and from water, inside ov a very short time. Better be without a spellin book, or even a pack of kards, in a growing family, than not tew hav one ov Peck's Churns. Peck iz a philanthropist, every housewife in the world, should put on a clean white apron, hold up both hands on high, and shout, Bully!! oh! Bully! for Peck.