The man who gambles, or drinks whiskey, kant chooze hiz assoshiates.
If yu trade horses with a jockey yu kant git cheated but once.—but if yu trade with a deakon yu may git cheated twice.—once in the horse, and once in the deakon =
Perhaps. Josh Billings
Patience iz a good thing for a man to hav. but when he haz got so mutch ov it. that he kan fish all day long, without enny bate on hiz hook,—Lazyness, iz what's the matter ov him.=
Exackly so. Josh Billings
GEMINI, THE TWINS.
Dubletts—a lucky throw.