⁂ Spongkake.—Dost luv me? The kold moon listened when yu breathed a vow in Bridget Costello's ear; dont go back on me Patrik, if thou dost, be jabbers i will hav satisfackshun.

Bridget.


⁂ Bill Mustach.—Dont put on airs; how about that box ov 5 cent cigars yu owe for? Yure wash-woman mourns yure abscence.

Sam Peel.


CAPRICORNUS, THE GOAT.
A strong Butter (I don't like strong butter).


ECCENTRICITIES OF GENIUS