6. No konduktor iz invited tew remain on this road 10 minnits who hasn't heard ov the 10 commandments, espeshily the one which sez "thou shalt not spondulick thyself with the dimes ov another."
7. No charges made on this road for coroners' inquests.
HOW THEY DO TALK
ABOUT
FOR THE YEAR 1870.
"Giv me liberty, or giv me deth, but if i kant hav either, giv me Josh Billings' allminax for 1870."
"It kured mi wife ov wanting to die."