MELKISIDEK BREWSTERS LIGHTNING ROD.
For drawing lightning, theze rods hav grate strength and endurance.
They will draw litening from the uttermost parts ov the earth, or pull it in two.
Yu may bury one of theze rods 10 foot under ground, and litening will hunt till it finds it.
Yu mite az well undertake tew eskape natral deth, or a constable's warrent, az tew eskape litening with one ov theze rods ov yure house.
Buy one ov Melkisidek's rods, and if yu haint got enny house tew put it on, you kan set it up at the forks ov the road, and steal all the litening in the naberhood.
Q.–What iz a good "_counter irritant_"?
A.–A young dri goods clerk.
In this month, more than all the rest,
Things seem tew jump their very best;
Carrots and yungones, purp and kitten,
Like Joner's gourd, are up, and gittin.
