Tew make a goose good eating, bring her up tenderly.
Tew keep kats from being et up bi rats, muzzle the rats.
Q.–How did robins git their name?
A.–By robin cherry-trees.
The farmer leads an eazy life,
12 hours a day ends hiz labors,
Evenings pares apples for cider sass,
Or hauls over the coals hiz nabors.
