Teacher. What kind ov a bird iz a Heron?
Skoller. A herring iz a small fish, az full ov bones az a fine tooth comb.
Teacher. To what genus duz the Kat belong?
Skoller. The musikal genius, they lay around daze, and chant around nites.
Teacher. Which iz the wizest fowl?
Skoller. The owl sir, bekause he hoots at most things.
Teacher. What kind ov fish are plentyest in market during dog days?
Skoller. Smelts sir.
Teacher. Class in botany may set down.