Yung Man, dont kry for spilt milk, but pik up yure pail, and milking stool, and go for the next Cow.=

Yures affekshionately, Josh Billings.

Tite Boots

Thare iz only one thing that kan be sed in favour ov tite Boots—they make a man forgit all his other Sorrows.= Josh Billings.

Q.–What iz ginger pop?
A.–Gimnastic water.

In Pordunk town thare lived a man,
A man ov small posseshion,
Hezekiah Birch waz hiz name,
A teacher bi profeshun.