3d—What is yure precise fiteing weight?
4th—Did yu ever have enny ancestors, and if so, how much?
5th—What iz yure legal opinion ov the constitutionality ov the 10 commandments!
6th—Du yu ever hav enny nite mares?
7th—Are you married and single, or are yu a Bachelor?
8th—Do yu beleave in a futer state? if yu du, state it.
9th—What are yure private sentiments about a rush ov rats tu the head; can it be did successfully?
10th—Hav yu ever committed suiside, and if so, how did it seem to affect yu?
After answering the above questions, like a man in the confirmatif, the slik little fat old fellow with goold specks on, ced I was insured for life, and proberly would remain so for a term ov years. I thanked him, and smiled one ov my moste pensive smiles.