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Tha tell me that them who hav the harte diseaze are liable tu di at enny time, but i hav known thousands tew reach a mean old age with it.
Fust appearances are ced tu be everything. I dont put all mi fathe into this saying; i think oysters and klams, for instanze, will bear looking into.
It strains a man's philosophee the wust kind tew laff when he gits beat.
Love aint one ov the vartues, bekauze it kant be controlled.
Wimmin are like flowers, a little dust ov squeezing makes them the more fragrant.