And Sundays she'd lay 3."
This sounds trew enuff for poetry, but i will bet 75 thousand dollars that it never took place.
This bet stands open till the 17th day ov November next, at halff past twelve o'clock.
"Student."—Rats originally cum from Norway, and i wish they had originally staid thare.
They are about as uncalled for as a pain in the small ov the back.
They kan be domestikated dreadful easy, that is, as far as gitting in cupboards, and eating cheese, and knawing pie, is concerned.
The best way tew domestikate them that ever i saw, is tew surround them gently, with a steel trap; yu kan reason with them then tew grate advantage.
Rats are migratorious, they migrately whare ever they hav a mind to.
Pisen is also good for rats; it softens their whole moral naturs.
Cats hate rats, and rats hate cats, and—who don't.