Success in life iz verry apt tew make us forget the time when we wasn't much. It iz jist so with the frog on the jump; he kant remember when he waz a tadpole—but other folks kan.
An individual, tew be a fine gentleman, has either got tew be born so or be brought up so from infansy; he kant learn it suddin enny more than he kan larn how tew tork injun correkly bi praktising on a tommyhawk.
I wonder if thare ever waz an olde maid who ever herd on a match that she thought waz suitable.
If a man wants tew git at hiz aktual dimenshuns, let him visit a grave-yard.
I suppoze Adam iz the only man who ever lived and want never spanked.