I hav seen men as full ov indecision as an old barn—alwus reddy, but didn't know exactly which way to pitch.
Thare is sum folks whose thoughts cant be controled:—they are like twins, they cant be had, nor they cant be stopped.
Most ennyboddy can write poor sense, but there aint but few that can write good nonsense—and it alwus takes an eddycated man to appreciate it after it is writ.
LXX.
JOSH EPISTOLATES.
Neptune.—I cant answer yure questions satisfactorily tew miself, but perhaps mi answers may suit yu. I cant tell yu what wit and humor is.
It may be the bringing together two ideas, apparently unlike, and hav them prove tew be a cluss match.