Enny boddy can tell where lightning struck last, but it takes a smart man tew find out whare it is going tew strike nex time—this is one ov the differences between learning and wisdom.
Sailors heave the lead for the purpose ov finding the bottom, not for the purpose ov going thare—it is sum so with advise; men should ask for it, not so mutch for the purpose ov following it, as for the purpose ov strengthening their own plans.
I have got a first rate recollekshun, but no memory—I can recolleckt distinctly ov loseing a 10 Dollar bill onse, but cant remember whare, to save mi life.
There is men ov so mutch learning and impudence, they wouldn't hesitate tew criticise the song ov a bird.
Hogs hav an excellent ear for music—but it takes a dog tew pitch the tune.