If i hav got tew keep a poodle, he haz got tew help wash the windows every Saturday. I am solid on this pint.
Bully for me.
THE PATRIDGE.
The patridge iz a kind ov wild hen, and liv in the swamps, and on the hill sides that are woody.
They are verry eazy tew ketch with the hand, if yu kan git near enuff tew them tew put salt on their tale, but this iz alwus diffikult for nu beginners.
In the spring ov the year they will drum a tune with their wings on some deserted old log, and if yu draw ni unto them tew observe the musik, they will rize up, and kut a hole thru the air with a hum like a bullet.
Thare iz no burd kan beat a patridge on the wing for one hundred yards, i am authorized tew bet on this.
The patridge are a game burd, and are shot on the wing, if they are not missed.
It iz dreadful natral tew miss a patridge on the fly, especially if a tree gets in the way.
I hav hunted a grate deal for patridge, and lost a grate deal ov time at it.