I would like tew hav courage enuff tew face the devil himself, if he waz the least bit sassy tew to me.
I am satisfied that courage iz an instinkt, for i notiss all the animal kreashun hav it well defined.
BUTY.
Buty iz a very handy thing tew hav, espeshily for a woman who aint hansum.
Thare iz not mutch ov enny thing more diffikult tew define than buty.
It iz a blessed thing that there ain’t no rules for it, for the way it iz now, every man gits a hansum woman for a wife.
Thare iz grate power in female buty; its viktorys reach klear from the Garden ov Eden down to yesterday.
Adam waz the fust man that saw a butiful woman, and waz the fust man tew acknowledge it.
But beauty in itself iz but a very short-lived viktory—a mere perspektive to the background.
Thare aint noboddy but a butterfly kan liv on buty, and git phatt.