Peace iz the soft and holy shadder that virtew casts.
Habits are like the wrinkles on a man’s brow, if yu will smoothe out the one i will smoothe out the other.
It iz a darned sight eazier tew find six men who kan tell exactly how a thing ought tew be did than tew find one who will do it.
Marrying for money iz a meaner way tew git it than counterfiting.
Dispatch iz taking time bi the ears. Hurry iz taking it bi the end ov the tail.
The miser who heaps up gains tew gloat over iz like a hog in a pen fatted for a show.
PLUM PITS.
It iz a grate art to kno how tew listen.
This seems to be about the way it iz did: When we are yung, we run into difikultys, and when we git old, we fall into them.
Love seems tew hav this effekt, it makes a yung man sober, and an old man gay.