When yu find a man who iz very solisitus about the wellfair ov everyboddy, yu kan safely put him down az one who iz hunting for a misfortune.
TADPOLES.
One ov the hardest men in the world tew collekt a debt ov iz the one who iz alwus willing tew pay, but never reddy.
Trew liberty konsists in making good laws, and then obeying them.
I suppoze we never shall kno in this life how big a phool a man kan be, bekauze he iz not allowed tew hav all his wants and vanities gratified.
When i diskover that all hatred, avarice, ambishun, vanity, and envy, have left this world, then i am going tew hunt for a Christian.
TADPOLES.
Yung man, larn tew listen!—i don’t mean at a key-hole. Thare iz plenty ov happiness in this life if we only knu it: and one way tew find it iz, when we hav got the old rumatiz tew thank Heaven that it aint the old gout.
Men are blamed for sticking their noze into things; but it iz the only way a dog tracks out hiz game.