Lies are like a bad penny, sure tew return to their owner.
“Time iz money,”—menny people take this saying in its literal sense, and undertake tew pay their debts with it.
Competishun iz a good thing, even amung brutes—two dogs on a farm make both dogs more watchful.
Originality in writing haz alwus been praized, but i hav red sum authors who were too original tew be interesting.
Altho the learned and witty often cater to the ritch, thare never waz one yet, however poor, who would swap estates with them.
If a man iz very bizzy he kant be very sorrowful, nor very viscious.
If thare iz enny human being that i thoroughly loath, it iz the one who haz nothing tew boast ov but hiz munny—a mere pimp tew hiz welth.
One ov the saddest sights ov all to me, iz an old man, poor and deserted, whom i once knew living in ease and luxury.
I don’t think the world haz ever seen a sparkling, brilliant wit yet, who waz not troubled at times with the—hiccups.
Silence iz one ov the hardest kind ov arguments tew refute.