The highest rate ov interest that we pay iz on borrowed trouble—things that are always a going tew happen never do happen.
Face all things!—even advertisy iz polite tew a man’s face.
A learned phool iz one who has read everything, and simply remembered it.
Thare iz no good substitute for wisdum, but silence iz the best that haz been discovered yet.
Confidence iz a big thing, it makes a hornet respektable, and the want ov it, iz just what makes the pissmire dispised.
If I had a boy whose hair wouldn’t part in the middle, I should bedew that hair with a parent’s tear, and then giv up the boy.
JAW BONES.
Dry goods are worshiped in this world now more than the Lord iz.
Councilling with fear iz the way cowards are made; councilling with hope iz the way heroes are made; councilling with faith iz the way Christians are made.
Pleazure iz like a hornet—generally ends with a sting.