Thare iz only one thing that i kan think ov now, that i like to see idleness in, and that iz, in mollassiss—i want mi mollassiss slo and eazy.
Experience haz the same effekt on most folks that age haz on a goose, it makes them tuffer.
“Sewing Sosietys,” are generally places whare the wimmin meet to rip and so—up the naberhood.
A lazy man iz one who haz no time to spare; an industrious man iz one who haz more time to spare than he knows what to do with.
It takes a smart man to conceal from others what he don’t kno.
A lazy man alwus works harder than a bizzy one—the hardest work i kno ov, iz to grunt—it iz harder tew set still, and fite flies, than it iz tew git up and escape from them.
KINDLING WOOD.
Young man, when yu hav tew sarch Webster’s Dickshionary tew find words big enuff tew convey yure meaning yu kan make up yure mind that yu don’t mean mutch.
We admire modesty in a woman for the same reason that we admire bravery in a man.
Genuine grief iz like penitence, not klamorous but subdued; sorrow from the hous tops and penitence in a market place shows more ambishun than piety.