A good book iz like a good law.
Politeness looks well to me in every man, except an undertaker.
“Familiarity breeds kontempt.” This only applies tew men, not tew hot bukwheat slapkakes, well buttered and sugared.
A man’s reputashun iz something like hiz coat, thare iz certain kemikals that will take the stains and greaze spots out ov it, but it alwus haz a second-handed kind ov a look, and generally smells strong ov the kemikals.
We are happy in this world just in proporshun as we make others happy—i stand reddy tew bet 50 dollars on this saying.
Politeness iz the science ov gitting down on your knees before folks without getting your pantaloons dirty.
The mizer and glutton, two facetious buzzards—one hides hiz store and the other stores hiz hide.
Credit iz like chastity; they both ov them kan stand temptashun better than they kan suspicion.
NEST EGGS.
It iz hard work when we see a man ketching fish out ov a hole, tew keep from baiting our hook, and throwing in thare too.