I suppoze if i could hav mi way, the lam would stop growing when he got to be about 8 weeks old; but then, cum tew think ov it, this would make mutton awful skarse.
It would also make lams dredful plenty.
It would also inkrease wolfs much, for i hav alwus notissed since i begun bizzness in this world that just in perposhun az lams got numerous, wolfs got numerous ackordin.
The lam haz a short tail. Their tails are not short bi natur, but short bi desighn.
During their early lamkinness, in an unsuspekting moment, and quicker than litening, their dorsal elongashun iz nipt in the bud.
Not to be mistaken in this matter, and tew plase the responsibility jist whare it belongs, lam’s tails are kut oph bi man.
This iz a mean thing for man to do, but man iz capable ov doing dredful mean things, jist bekauze he iz a man.
Man aint satisfied tew leave ennything in this world az he phinds it.
Lams are ov the mail and femail perswashun.
