All ov us are anxious tew liv tew be very old, but not one in ten thousand kan fill the karakter ov an old man.
Money iz like grain—it iz never so well invested az when it iz well sown.
A bigot iz a religious coward trying tew play the autokrat.
Money never made a man disgraceful yet, but men have often made money disgracefull.
How menny people thare iz who only go into society just for the purpose ov telling over their akes and pains, their gripes and grunts! Such people ought tew be sent at once to the pest house.
Health can be bought, but yu hav got tew pay for it with temperance, at the highest rates.
Give me warm friends and bitter enemys about haff and haff. He who haint got an enemy on arth, kant show a friend that will stick to him thru thik and thin.
Every time a man laffs harty, he takes a kink out ov the chain that binds him to life, and thus lengthens it.
Beauty iz the melody ov the features.
I hav alwus bore it in mind that, jist about in rasho that a person or individual iz proud and hauty, they are ignorant.