Thare iz this difference between modesty and bashfulness, one iz paint under the skin, and the other iz paint on the outside ov it, liable tew wash oph.
Abstinence should be the exception, and temperance the rule.
If a man should happen tew reach perfeckshun in this world, he would hav tew die immediately tew enjoy himself.
One ov the best evidences ov our immortality, iz our desires tew be so.
A man who haint got enny imaginashun at all, iz just right for a hitching post.
Old age iz covetous, bekauze it haz larnt bi experience, that the best friend a man haz in this world, iz hiz pocket-book.
Love iz the fust pashun ov the heart, ambishun the seckond and avarice the third, and last.
Patience will tire out ennything but musketoes.
Deference iz silent flattery.
The chains ov slavery are none the less gauling for being made ov gold.