They luv each other like a nu married kupple.
The duv alwus hav a good appetight; they will eat from dalite tew dark and seem tew be sorry they didn’t eat sum more.
They are a long lived burd, and like the bumble bee, are the biggest when they are born.
I never knu a duv tew la down, and di ov old age.
They are very thrifty, they will inkrease phaster than the multiplikashun table.
They are like the meazles, if yu hav them at all, yu hav got tew hav a good menny ov them.
The duv haz existed a long time, and was one ov Noahs pets, when he sailed.
The fust duv he sent out ov the ark brought bak an olive 56 branch, and the next time he sent her out, she didn’t bring bak enny thing.
She even forgot tew cum bak herself.
Noah had but one pair ov each breed ov duvs in the ark, and the one he sent out, and the one he had on hand, must hav found each other, this explains the lov, and effekshun, ov the duv.