All people luv authority, but the vulgar luv it the most.
It iz eazy enuff tew get at enny man’s wealth, for he that alwus wants more iz poor, and he that would be satisfied with less iz ritch.
We pitty others bekauz we are better oph ourselves; the unfortunate dont pitty the unfortunate.
Pride and poverty hav travelled together now for about 5 thousand years, and pretend to luv each other, but they kant phool ennyboddy but themselfs.
Lazy men are alwuss the most posative. They are too lazy to inform themselfs, and too lazy to change their minds.
A man will defend his weak spots a grate deal more sharply than he will hiz strong ones.
If men were stubborn just in proporshun az they waz right, stubborness would take her seat among the virtews, but men are generally stubborn just in proporshun az they are ignorant and wrong.
Genius after all ain’t ennything more than elegant kommon sense.
Thare iz a grate deal ov dignity in this world, that iz komposed entirely ov dignity, and nothing else.
We hav professors who teach the art ov talking korrektly, whi kant we hav sum who will teach the art ov listening pashuntly.