He iz generally the hero ov the ockashun in the rural distrikts, and kuntry bumbkins laff obstreprous whenever he opens his mouth.
The phunny man iz the clown at large, and hiz jests are sumtimes amuzing, but never remembered.
Thare iz seldum enny taint ov originality in him, and the quips and the quirks he deals in are old saws reset and refiled, and bad enuff done at that.
It iz a dredful unfortunit thing tew deal in cast oph jokes; for, like the old clothes bizzness, they will stick tew a man all thru life.
THE CHEEKY MAN.
Impudence, or sumthing like it, iz the leading trait in most suckcessful mens karakters.
All the nice things that hav bin sed in favour ov modesty, 330 fail tew stand the test when brought into the pull and haul of every-day life.
Bold assurance, while it may often disgust us; will win 9 times out ov 10.
We all ov us praze the modest, but our praze iz only a kind ov pitty, and pitty will ruin enny man.
Enny man will liv four times az long on abuse, and git phatt, az he will on pitty.