He knows he iz square, and never spends enny time trieing tew prove it.
The square man iz one ov the best-shaped men the world haz ever produced, he iz one of them kind ov chunks that yu kant alter tew fit a spot, but yu must alter the spot tew fit him.
THE OBLONG MAN.
The oblong man alwus meazzures more one way than he duz the tuther, and yu have got tew meazzure him every time yu want tew use him.
The shortest way ov him to-day may be the longest way to-morrow.
He ain’t alwus a bad man by enny means, he iz often only unfortunate, and he haz been heard frequently tew say, that he iz sorry that he waz bilt so.
Sum ov the smartest men in kreashun are oblong, and will fit most enny kind ov a spot with a very little altering.
THE PERPINDIKLAR MAN.
The perpindiklar man iz half-brother tew the square man, and iz az uprite az a lamp-post.
He iz a dredful good kind ov a man tew hav laying around loose, and he haint got but one fault, or rather misfortin, and that iz, he is so stiff he kant dodge good.