I thout all the crokery in the tavern stand had fell down, i thout ov fenomenoms, i thought ov gabrel and his horn.
I was just on the pint ov thinking ov sumthing else when the landlord cum out to the frunt stupe ov the tavern stand holding by a string the bottom ov an old brass kittle.
He called me gentla with his hand i went slola and sadla tu 370 him, he calmed mi feres, he ced it was a gong; i saw the cussed thing, he ced supper was reddy, he axed me if i would hav black or green tea and i ced i would.
KORN.
Korn iz a serial, i am glad ov it.
It got its name from Series, a primitiff woman, and in her day, the goddess ov oats, and sich like.
Korn iz sumtimes called maize, and it grows in sum parts of the western country, very amaizenly.
I hav seen it out thare 18 foot hi (i don’t mean the aktual korn itself, but the tree on which it grows.)
Korn haz ears, but never haz but one ear, which iz az deff az an adder.
Injun meal iz made out ov korn, and korn dodgers iz made out ov injun meal, and korn dodgers are the tuffest chunks, ov the bread purswashun, known tew man.