Thare iz full az menny pholks in this world who hav bin ruined bi kindness az thare iz who hav bin injured bi kruelty.
When fortune pipes, we must dance. It aint alwus that she iz in tune.
I think the honesty ov men iz oftner the effekt ov policy than principle.
Thare iz only one kind ov folks who kan keep a sekret good, and they never take enny tew keep.
The man who iz wicked enuff tew be dreaded iz a safer man in community than the one who iz just virtewous enuff not to be suspekted.
Flattery iz the wust kind of lieing.
Hypockrasy iz alwus humble.
Gravity don’t prove enny thing. If a man iz really wise, he dont need it, and, if he aint wize, he shouldn’t hav it.
It iz jist az natral tew be born poor az it iz tew be born naked, and it iz no more disgrace.
Thare iz no excuse whatever for the insolence ov wealth; thare may possibly be for the insolence ov poverty.