The femail portion ov these dear innocent creatures, rool up their sleeves, and go down once a day, to the keel ov their trunk, and drag out bi the nap ov the nek sum clothes, that would make the Queen ov Sheeba sorry that she hadn’t postponed living untill Long Branch had bin invented, so that she could hav got the style.
I advice all ov mi friends to come to the Continental Hotel, and bring their best clothes with them.
Long Branch haz menny things to interest the schollar, and the philanthropist, among which iz the race course, just bilt.
I attended this race-course lately, and saw sum very good rotary movements on it.
I didn’t bet, bekaze i hav alwus been principled aginst loseing enny money.
I think i could win enny quantity ov money, and not spile mi morality, but the loss ov a fu dollars, would git mi virtew out ov repair for ages.
Long Branch iz also the home ov the miscelaneous crab, and the world-renowned musketo.
The crab iz kaught in endless confusion at Plezzure Bay, cluss bi Long Branch.
He iz kaught bi tieing a hard knot on the other end ov a string, and then dropping the string down in the water, and tickling the bottom ov hiz feet with the knot, in this way, sumtimes he iz kaught, and sumtimes he iz knot.
The musketo iz az natral to Nu Jersee az Jersee litening iz.