Qu.—How fast will the “come-ing man” probably travel?
Ans.—It iz unpossibul tew say, but if he kant beat 2:25, he’d better stay whare he is, for there is no glory left for a slow cuss, in these parts, but to run foot races with the crab family.
Qu.—What are yure centiments in regard tew southern rekonstrukshun?
Ans.—In mi opinyun, the best kind ov rekonstrukshun for the South, iz to be born agin.
Qu.—What iz the most karniverous animal?
Ans.—Death.
Qu.—What iz the eaziest thing tew digest?
Ans.—A good joke.
Qu.—Do yu think that females kan ever praktiss medicine suckcessfully?
Ans.—Whi not! they kan beat the world bleeding a pocket book.