I am told that the waters at psalt lake are more substanshall tew drink than enny others.
I shall visit Brigham Young while i am thare, and study pollygamy.
If pollygamy iz a blessing, the quicker we all find it out the better.
I forgot to state that i saw one man at Saratoga drink 9 glasses ov mineral water konsekutiff. They sed he waz a sailor—a regular old psalt.
I also saw one man at Long Branch drink more water than he could swaller. He cum very near drounding to deth.
But thare iz excepshuns tew the general rule.
SUM VEGETABEL HISTORY.
The strawberry is one ov natur’s sweet pets.
She makes them worth fifty cents, the fust she makes, and never allows them tew be sold at a mean price.
The culler ov the strawberry iz like the setting sun under a thin cloud, with a delicate dash of the rain bo in it; its fragrance iz like the breath ov a baby, when it fust begins tew eat wintergreen lossingers; its flavor is like the nektar which an old-fashioned goddess used tew leave in the bottom ov her tumbler, when Jupiter stood treat on Mount Ida.